Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Tuesday Theory - Computers are androgynous

Top 5 Reasons why if a comp was human it'd be androgynous


ONE - Broken computers are females

When a female breaks down... they don't tell you what's wrong with them.

TWO - Computer hardware & software are males

Males appear tough on the outside like hardware, inside there's common sense...  but it's hidden most of the time like software.

THREE - Wallpapers are females

Females are inconsistent like wallpapers... they change their minds as easily as changing wallpapers.

FOUR - Mice are men

Males are like mice, they're not free to navigate on their own... always feel like they're controlled by an unknown force (aka - trying not to tick off the females in their lives).

FIVE - Passwords are females & males

Passwords are unique, females & males are both their own unique species... that's why they don't speak the same language & can't connect to each other unless they give away their password (aka - giving away their life savings, self-worth, individuality & freedom).

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