Thursday, September 5, 2013

Which 90s Friends Are You?


Who do you resemble most in Friends?


1. In the kitchen the first thing I do is:

A) line up all my ingredients & utensils alphabetically on the kitchen bench
B) get out the phone directory to order take away food
C) check all product labels for any meat ingredients
D) find an apron that matches my outfit
E) take a break, because the kitchen can be an overwhelming place
F) feel an urge to crack a joke before I crack an egg
2. At the grocery store I’ll most likely:

A) avoid the confectionary isle, because I don’t want to relapse into my childhood eating habits
B) guess the bra size of chicks around me
C) sing or hum a random song
D) go to the freezer section to make sure my hair is immaculate by substituting the fridge door as a mirror
E) after I taste all the free samples I’m still indecisive if making an impulse purchase is a good idea
F) make fun of the product marketing posters

3. If my apartment’s on fire I’ll:

A) press 1, because I have the fire department on speed dial
B) grab my pets & run to the nearest exit
C) hope I get rescued by a cute & single fire fighter
D) save my hair straightener & hair dryer
E) record a will on my phone, just in case something awful happens to me
F) be adamant to tell my insurance company I’m a recreational smoker & not a smoker

4. My friends tell me my worst trait is:

A) I’m OCD – even about things that don’t exist
B) my pick up line is cheesy
C) they don’t like my sibling
D) I have a princess complex
E) I’m easily jealous & insecure
F) for dating an ex with an over the top nasally voice

5. Before bedtime I:

A) turn off all appliances, lock all doors & windows
B) undress to my birthday suit
C) consult the stars for the right time to sleep
D) have a facial & floss thoroughly
E) read the lecture notes I wrote for my class, I’m amazed I always fall asleep before finishing the first page
F) put on my onesie I keep hidden in a secret place in my bedroom

6. The colours I like to wear:

A) something that makes my body shape flattering
B) colours that attract the ladies
C) changes each day, because I believe colours deserve to be all treated equally
D) neutral colours
E) I prefer monotone colours
F) anything that doesn’t make my skin tone look paler

Mostly As = Monica Geller, Bs = Joey Tribbiani, Cs = Phoebe Buffay, Ds = Rachel Green, Es = Ross Geller, Fs = Chandler Bing

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